May 29 2012

Dear Prospective Chaos Mage…

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from a mailing list:

“Hi!

I hear this list is where the action is. Being that I’m a great choas warlock, I thought I better come see. I’m sure some of you herd about that rite we did back in 1991, when we made the power go out for three days for half of Tulsa. Well I was in on that.

10111 (just call me: The One)”

Yeah, I’ve “herd” of you “choas” types.

Don’t you have anything better to do than knock out the power in Tulsa?

Can I call you “The” for short?

Sorry, but anyone calling themselves “The One”, should first read this.

STAR CHILD!! (pew! pew! pew! pew!)

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