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Jun 04 2012

Jeff Foxworthy on Ice Fishing

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“Suppose you get caught and you’re thrown back in. What do you tell your buddies? ‘Man, I had an out-of-the-body experience. I was just minding my own business, living my life, when suddenly I felt myself under the control of a powerful force. I was drawn up toward the light. I went through a hole in the sky, and found myself surrounded by all my dead relatives. And God was wearing a flannel shirt and a Budweiser hat. He told me it was not my time and threw me back'”

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